Digital Locksmith
n&pn. Pretty much a hacker and or password cracker. Girl: So What do you do for a living?Boy: Im a digital locksmith.Girl: Wow thats impressive.
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PN. A girl who does nothing the whole time while having sex (ex. moan,move,etc....) dude: so how'd it go last night with you and that chick ?dude2: she was a dead fuck.
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Loser that have nothing else better to do on friday & saturday but cruize up and down the road in their import cars with upgrades their parents buy themI wish my mommy gave me a car and pimped it...
View ArticleDead Piece
PN. Someone who cant neither give sexual pleasure nore oral pleasure Dude: So what happened between you and her?Dude2: She lied too much plus she was a dead piece.
View Articledrive by
when a girl quickly insert a finger in a mans ass during sex dude:how'd ur girl get a broke nose?dude2:she gave me a drive by and i didnt like it to good
View ArticleOgre Milk
Spoiled milk left outside of the fridge for 2 or more months. what should we do to willie now that hes drunk..... lets give hime some ogre milk
View Articledry-ice bomb
Bomb made by using dry ice , hot water, and or one of the following8oz. bottle12 oz. bottle1,2, and 3 liter bottlesMust be soda bottles water bottles will not work right Q: What should we do to scare...
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paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school dude2:...
View ArticleMissionary Impossible
When Two Fat People Try To Have Sex "Yo man I just got this sweet dvd with these two sweaty fat fucks trying to fuck and it's called Missionary Impossible"
View ArticleScifalufagus
An extremely horrible STD Also can be mixture of many STD's mixed into 1. She game me scifalufagus no doubt, imma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out
View Articlen'wah
Meaning: "Foreigner" or "Slave" - An insult or taunt. "You N'wah!""Drive the n'wah from Morrowind"
View ArticleAfro Engineered
Something Done Half-Assed Or Something Done So That It Works But Looks Fucked UpSee Also: jimmy rigged,nigger rigging,and nigger rig Dude 1: Where did you learn to hook up a radio from?Dude 2: I got a...
View Articlecinnilla nut
milkshake flavor made at sheetz when you mix cinnimon hazelnut in a vanilla milkshaketake 2 creamers of cinnimon hazel nut mix into 1 vanilla milkshakeput into machineafter it done consume cinnilla...
View Articleflatulent back massage
the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage
View Articlerubberneckers
People that stick their nose into other peoples business.. always wanting to know whats goin on or what the other person has. Perfect Example for Rubberneckers is from the movie Secret Window.Ted:...
View Articlescrubbin ya teeth
innuindo for someone who is in the bathroom masturbaitingfun because most people dont get it, thing their chronic mastubation is a secert dude: hey man,whats goin on? wheres morgan at ?dude2: oh hes...
View Articleporcupine
A woman that has really been around comes from the phrase "if she had as many dicks on her as shes had in her she'd look like a porcupine" damn dude u fucked mary too so did greg ,john, curtis, and...
View ArticleLocs Disease
Lack of Common Sense DiseaseSymptoms are :Lack Of Common Sense (obviously)Goofy Look On Face ( Even When Being Serious )Lack Of AttentionSome Experence:Gay Tone In VoiceExtreme Hunger ( Even When Not...
View Articlesemi-pussy whipped
Being pussy whipped without getting pussy Guy1:He's been chasing that girl around fothat long and still hasn't got any?Guy2: he's just semi-pussy whipped.
View Articlebarking spider eggs
Shit. Plain and simple That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs
View Articledemonic gas
Farts so foul smelling it gags the person farting, usually acquired by eating some form of mexican food mainly taco bell Oh my god dude I gotta give you fair warning I got some demonic gas tonightI...
View Articlenot dogs
a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc) had some...
View Articlecountry urinal
Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.
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